• goldenwebs:

    tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

  • thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field
    forging-memories:

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    ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.
    suicidaalkittykitty-cuts:

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    That’s always seemed so ridiculous to me, the people would want to be around someone because they’re pretty. It’s like picking your breakfast cereals based on colour instead of taste - Paper Towns (John Green)

    (Source: mymemorablebookquotes)

  • yoncevevo:

    calling me “thirsty” isn’t even an insult it’s a known fact

  • Draw a monster. Why is it a monster? - Daughter by Janice Lee

    I think about this quote a lot.   (via melisica)

    (Source: misterracoon)