• goldenwebs:

    tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

  • thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field


This is my proudest moment.

    That’s always seemed so ridiculous to me, the people would want to be around someone because they’re pretty. It’s like picking your breakfast cereals based on colour instead of taste - Paper Towns (John Green)

    (Source: mymemorablebookquotes)

  • yoncevevo:

    calling me “thirsty” isn’t even an insult it’s a known fact

  • Draw a monster. Why is it a monster? - Daughter by Janice Lee

    I think about this quote a lot.   (via melisica)

    (Source: misterracoon)